1. Breed three children to act as vectors of disease from three different germ factories, bringing home every rash, virus, gastro-intestinal bug and burrowing insect they can find at school, pre-school and daycare via games of eyeball-licking or other gross invasions of personal space.
3. Catch a low-grade virus with a chesty cough component (see 1).
4. Sadly prepare self for winter of spluttering, vomiting, sleepless, feverish good times. (see 1).