Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Radio Silence

4 Ways To Make Your Bruised Rib Even Hurtier!

1. Breed three children to act as vectors of disease from three different germ factories, bringing home every rash, virus, gastro-intestinal bug and burrowing insect they can find at school, pre-school and daycare via games of eyeball-licking or other gross invasions of personal space.

2. Go to a 40th and do-se-do wildly to the song 'Thank God I'm A Country Boy'.

3. Catch a low-grade virus with a chesty cough component (see 1).

4. Sadly prepare self for winter of spluttering, vomiting, sleepless, feverish good times. (see 1).


1 comment:

  1. It's the dancing! That barn dancing stuff is harder than it looks.

    ReplyDelete

Thanks for talking to me. I don't got cooties. Oh, except for when I got cooties.